You really haven't seen anything like it. Image: moviepostershop

You really haven’t seen anything like it. Image: moviepostershop

Have you ever become a fan of a movie that is everything you dread in a film?

We did when we screened the 1948 comedy Bill and Coo, a movie starring, well, birds.

We (as in, yours truly) have nothing against birds. We’re just a little fussy about animal movies, is all. If they’re not animated or packed with Important Information About Nature, we have no use for ’em.

Bill and Coo is about birds but it’s not a documentary or animated feature. It’s a live-action film where trained birds act out the story. Yup, actual birds are the stars here – lovebirds, mostly, but parakeets, owls and ducks have supporting roles, too.

It’s not much of a narrative, as far as narratives go. The birds live in Chirpendale, a quaint town that has all the amenities. There is a beauty parlour, public transportation and a dodgy-looking “juice” bar. In Chirpendale (and we quote), “love, happiness and contentment blend together in harmony.” We don’t doubt this, judging by the popularity of that juice bar.

Even The Starling Bros. circus rolls into Chirpendale with its acrobatic birds and caged animals…one of which, ironically, is a cat.

But Chirpendale lives under a dark shadow. The town must contend with the ever-looming threat of the Black Menace, a large black crow, who destroys houses and carries away baby birds. The Black Menace is the worst kind of villain; he waits until everyone is happily enjoying the circus, then he attacks with vigor. EEEK! How will the good citizens of Chirpendale fight him off?

See? The film sounds silly, yet we don’t intend to mock it. The narration is amusing, the music is cheerful and the sets (which are the world’s second smallest, according to Wikipedia) are carefully done to scale.

You want to see something weird? Do a search for Bill and Coo on any major search engine, and this little movie appears at or near the top of the search results. One can only assume folks are still curious about these crazy birds.

The birds were trained by George Burton, a one-time silent film actor. In the short before the film, Burton gives a demonstration with his birds. Using a wand, Burton plucks the lovebirds from their perch and sets them on a mini tightrope. The birds don’t even flinch when Burton transfers them onto a new surface; they stick to it like velcro.

Now, you may have objections about birds being forced to wear little hats and pulling each other around in little wooden carts. Perhaps we should be morally outraged, but we’re not. This 60-minute Trucolor film is utterly fascinating. Why?

It’s because of those busy little birds. They are Just! So! Cute!

Burton’s lovebirds are terrific actors. They run fast and do neat tricks. (One of them turns somersaults, for pete sake!) Clearly, these are smart birds. Sometimes you swear they KNOW they are filming a movie.

We hope you’ll make a Note To Self to see the quirky Bill and Coo at your next opportunity. Like the poster says, you haven’t seen anything like it.

Bill and Coo: starring George Burton, Elizabeth Walters, Ken Murray, and  George Burton’s Birds. Directed by Dean Reisner Written by Royal Foster & Dean Reisner. Republic Pictures Corp., Colour, 1948, 60 mins.

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